dogs can feel guilt and cats can feel embarrassed and it’s not anthropomorphism to recognize that. it’s also really funny
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I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:
Okay the funniest thing about this is that everyone’s saying I’m taking away his space by putting things in the window
He has this entire one right next to it with a blankie and he uses it exclusively for people watching. He really only goes to the other window when he decides to be A Menace
Also his name is Banjo
He as a stroller
Hellsite citizens! Tumblr is in the lurch, so to celebrate that, we're going to do what we do best – make a holiday out of it! Blast off in ten days! 🦀🦀🦀
When: June 29th. Or after – Crab Day is a state of mind.
How: Buy your buddies or drive-by besties a crab invasion from the Tumblr shop!
Why: to let @staff know we're still kicking it!
Follow @crab-day-counter to mark your days!
ⓘ Tumblr Blue Hex: #35465C | Pose very much inspired Crab Champions, the game ever!
I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.
"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy
They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!
Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.
remembering that one genre of posts where a local police station's twitter/facebook account would post something like "BIG BUST! A VIOLENT DRUG DEALER HAS JUST ARRESTED! ONE LESS CRIMINAL WANDERING THE STREETS!" and they post a picture of what was confiscated and its the teensiest weensiest dimebag of pot, a $5 pocket knife, and a rusty 100 year old pistol
